OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
