So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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