How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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