Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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