i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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