dude i'm inner monologue high
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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