why didn't you poke me back
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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