are you still at the devil's house?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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