Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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