what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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