Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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