Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
So vagazzling was a success
i out mim tonsoeep
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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