That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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