I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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