No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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