Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
