Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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