Duck Duck Cougar?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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