I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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