is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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