it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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