You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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