Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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