I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sorry about my life...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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