I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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