I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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