My brain says no but my pants say off.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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