I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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