biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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