Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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