She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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