I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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