I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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