Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
