And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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