During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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