return my video game
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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