Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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