it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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