I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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