Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
sex in a hospital.. check
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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