You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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