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He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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