Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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