Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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