Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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