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This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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