guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
