bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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