Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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