no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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