The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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