i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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