we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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